It’s so simple.
All I have to do is divine from what I know of you:
are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemys’?
Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that
only a great fool would reach for what he was given.…
I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it,
so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
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Wait till I get going! Now, where was I? For the Princess? Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. First, let’s drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
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You’re only saying that because no one ever has. Tsk, tsk. That’s hardly complementary Highness. …
…Gently?
You mock my pain. I will never doubt again.
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His ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, who never left captives alive.
When Buttercup got the news that Westley was murdered…
See didn’t I tell you she’d never marry that rotten Humperdinck.
They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts? I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit “concerned” but that’s not the same thing. Murdered by pirates is good…
True Love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage. And that’s what she is, the Queen of Refuse.
So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence.
Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.
I hope we win. If there are, we all be dead. I could kill you now.
You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted. Yes, yes, some of the time. Over the albino, I think. At Miracle Max’s. It fits so nice, he said I could keep it.
Anybody want a peanut?
But it’s going to be so much more moving when I strangle her on our wedding night.
Once Guilder is blamed, the nation will truly be outraged. They’ll demand we go to war.
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This is true love – you think this happens every day? With pride. What can I do for you? Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. That was a warning, Highness
Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.
They were both poisoned.
I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?
Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… So tweasure your wuv. Man an’ wife.
Have you the wing?
And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva…
Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.
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Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool!
IT HAS WORKED! YOU’VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
You truly love each other and so you might have been truly happy.
Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I’m swamped.
His ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, who never left captives alive. When Buttercup got the news that Westley was murdered…
It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I’m gonna read it to you.
And today I’m gonna read it to you.
Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
perhaps I have the strength after all. Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. DROP… YOUR… SWORD!
I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Obstacle #1:
You are using Bonetti’s Defense against me, ah?
Obstacle #2:
I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.
I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Probably he means no *harm*.
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Yes you’re very smart. Shut up.
Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure.
This one left them all behind. The End
Are you kidding?
Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence has been shattered.
The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. But you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency.
And you shouldn’t go in swimming after, for at least, what?
Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
I’m not a witch, I’m your wife.
Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence has been shattered. The chocolate coating makes it go down easier.
Skip to the end. I know, the people are quite taken with her. It’s odd, but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered on our engagement day, I thought that was clever.
Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.
Man and wife. Say man and wife.
Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the story books say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.
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